"I'm a Pot-head!"
When we tried explaining that the pot wasn't her head, but just a pot hat, she insisted that she had removed her normal head first and made the pot her head. Obviously.
At a friend's party two days ago Sabrina walked up to me with a hammer and a screwdriver. She turned the screwdriver on my shoulder and asked "Do you feel that you're getting screwed, Daddy?" One of my buddies said, "Has he paid tuition recently?" She then used the hammer on me and of course insisted that I was getting hammered. What fun idioms we have!
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What strange things are you teaching your children?
I cracked up! It's great that you documented these gems, they're too good to forget.
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