Manburger saves San Francisco

As you can see from this irrefutable photographic evidence, Yogurl, as she has been known to do, turned into some sort of all-consuming monster after tasting the yummy foods San Francisco had to offer. Fortunately, I was there to stop her. I just assumed my true form of Sumo Master Burger and held her back until the SFFD was able to rig their hoses to dark chocolate hydrants found in Ghirardelli Square and hose her down for a while. Then she turned back to normal and we continued with our vacation.

Even though I am making a funny face, this is a nice picture of us at the Golden Gate Bridge. We walked across it and back. It has emergency phones all along it with signs telling people not to kill themselves by jumping, but to call for counseling help. I wonder if anybody has ever actually used one of those phones?

Then there is a picture of Yogurl by the entrance gate to Chinatown. Chinatown was awesome! I love that place! I'm sure Yogurl will talk about the awesome food, so I will just say that if we lived there, I would be humongous. There were also a lot of short people there, so we fit right in.

Yogurl was very amused by this surprisingly accurate sign. The officials in San Fran want to be sure to protect their guitar-playing hippy population, so they are sure to mark all their crossings very carefully. What a crazy place San Francisco is!

By the way, we stayed at a Coast Guard station in Novato. The room was a little nicer than what you would find at a Motel 6. For $25 a night, it sure made me glad to be in the military.